January 2011
233 posts
RE: SARCASM
tomywife:
“I just want someone who understands my sarcasm over BBM” -Julia Chesky
Lesson 14
lifeinour20s:
Being a grammar nazi on the Internet is much more fun than it ought to be.
Paul Rudd
tomyhusband:
Be him.
Dress Code
tomyhusband:
There is no compelling reason for either of us to wear pants when we’re alone in the house, unless one of us is making bacon.
You can eat stuff from my plate that I'm not...
tomyhusband:
But if you don’t bother to check first, you’re going to need a tetanus booster for when my fork stabs you.
STORY OF MY LIFE.
The State of Our Home
tomyhusband:
If we’re not having anyone over, my clothes are probably gonna be all over the floor. You’re more than welcome to join me.
Baby Talk
tomyhusband:
Never, under any circumstances, ever. No exceptions. Not even to actual babies.
I'll call out of work
tomyhusband:
if you call out of work.
PHOTOBOOTHS
tomywife:
I have an unexplainable thing for photobooths. Oh wait, it’s because they’re awesome and I stop every time. Explained.
marry me.
THE SINK
tomywife:
I will clean my whiskers from the sink.
THE RIDE
tomywife:
To or from, it’s the cab ride with you I’m looking forward to.
FOX NEWS
tomywife:
Not in this house.
i need to marry this man.
